Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!
My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?
"15 Texts I Almost Sent You" by d.a.s (via wiltedbones)
Ethiopian girl guarded from gang rape & assault by three lions.
“The girl had been taken by seven men who wanted to force her to marry one of them. She was beaten repeatedly. Then the lions chased off her captors. The three lions guarded her for about half a day. They stood guard until we found her and then they just left her like a gift and went back into the forest.”
Then, Stuart Williams (the local wildlife ‘expert’) suggests that perhaps the lions mistook the 12 year old girl’s cries for a lion cub. Which seems awfully silly, considering that lions are perfectly capable of telling apart the gazelles they eat from their own cubs, aren’t they?
if fuckin lions know that rape is bad then so should you
shit, i was skeptical but this is actually true
"I saw this elderly gentleman dining by himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his day by talking to him.
As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn’t expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he said he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California, he went to a barber shop. He told the barber how he had been searching for a girl for ten years. The barber went to his phone and called his daughter in. It was her! She had also been searching for him and never dated either.
He proposed immediately and they were married for 55 years before her death 5 years ago. He still celebrates her birthday and their anniversary. He takes her picture with him everywhere and kisses her goodnight.
Some inspiring things he said;
"I was a very rich man. Not with money, but with love"
"I never had a single argument with my wife, but we had lots of debates"
"People are like candles. At any moment a breeze can blow it out, so enjoy the light while you have it."
"Tell your wife that you love her everyday. And be sure to ask her, have I told you that I love you lately?"
Be sure to talk to the elderly. Especially strangers. You may think that you will brighten their day, but you may be surprised that they can actually brighten yours.”
But you love me….
But not what I like….
these were the best All That skits
girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0
whenever you are sad or lonely remember that sanrio once made a movie about a sheep in a weird stockholm syndrome sorta relationship with the wolf what ate his mom and it teaches you a lot of great life lessons and is entirely on youtube
I’ve decided that this is the greatest thing in the world
Ashley Kolodner’s GAYFACE exhibition showcases queer and/or trans people
I mentioned it a few times before, but god dammit this is going to stick out in my memory for a while.
Toward the end of Frozen when Elsa and Anna have a rather touching moment (which I won’t spoil for those wondering just what the hell was going on). Either way, it ends up with Anna rather warmly saying “I love you” to her sister.
That was when a little girl (probably about 8 or 9) sitting in the aisle behind me with her mother just yelled out “KISS HER!”
Now the theater was pretty empty, Sackville Cineplex always is, so that meant that the dozen or so heads all turned in her direction, then slowly turned back. I did my best to avoid turning around as I didn’t want to miss anything in the movie. But I will always remember you, Elsa/Anna shipping little girl. You will always be remembered.
I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.